REBLOG: Supermarket Smartaleck


Friday 20 June, 2014 by Uncle Spike

Friday giggle time from Sir James…

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Yesterday I was at my local grocery buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think…I had an elephant?
So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two…

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5 thoughts on “REBLOG: Supermarket Smartaleck

  1. dayphoto says:

    Sounds like a diet I would follow…I’m always looking for a weight loss program.



  2. Cathy says:

    Loved it Spikey – might have to follow him and read more of his blog.


    • Uncle Spike says:

      Do, look back through his stuff…

      I have a warped sense of humour at times 🙂 and rarely does a day go by that James doesn’t find something that makes me laugh. One of the best humour blogs around imho.


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