“I Said Bogoff Nigel..!”


Sunday 20 October, 2013 by Uncle Spike


It was a bright sunny day on the Masai Mara in Kenya.

Jasmine and Harold were having a quiet family moment,
sat on a log in the jungle with their youngest kid, Eldridge.

Then along waltzes Nigel, that no good for nothing ruffian from
down yonder forest. As usual, he just turns up uninvited, he sits
down, and makes a few crass jokes which Jasmine really finds
quite inappropriate for the ears of young Eldridge.

“Oh I do wish you would say something Harold”, pipes up Jasmine.

“I know hun” Harold replied, “He is a bit much of a Sunday morning”

Never one famous for his verbal decorum either, Harold turned to Nigel,
still sat behind them and blurted out…

“Oi, Nigel, bogoff!”

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And some people still challenge the fact that we evolved from humans…???


( P.S….  Apologies in advance to all Nigels )

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